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Parker

Dog / Male / Calgary
Available (Adopt)

Description

Name: Parker
ID # RT20260930-7
Estimated Age: October 2, 2025
Sex: Neutered Male
Estimated Breed: Lab Mix
Estimated Weight: Unknown
Good with Dogs: Yes, with proper introductions
Good with Cats: Unknown
Good with Children: Unknown
Special/Medical Needs:
Estimated Energy Level: Medium
Current Location: Calgary, AB.
Adoption Fee: $650

🐾 PARKER: A GENTLEMAN WITH THE NERVES OF A VICTORIAN CHILD SEEING AN ELECTRIC LIGHTBULB FOR THE FIRST TIME 📺😭

Meet Parker! A very sweet boy who loves his people, nighttime snuggles, and apparently believes the stairs are a brand-new amusement park that must be visited approximately 47 times a day.

Up the stairs? AMAZING. Down the stairs? LIFE-CHANGING. Up again for absolutely no reason whatsoever? THIS IS HIS DESTINY. 🪜✨ Parker is currently working on his walking skills and learning to be more confident in this big, confusing world. He's doing his best, taking things at his own pace, and slowly discovering that maybe the world isn't quite as terrifying as he once thought. We're very proud of this gentleman!

Now, let's discuss his greatest enemy: THE TELEVISION. 📺 People moving inside a box? Suspicious. Random noises coming from nowhere? UNACCEPTABLE. Someone on screen raises their voice? Parker would like to alert the authorities. But turn that TV OFF at bedtime, and suddenly this brave little couch potato transforms into a world-class snuggle champion. He loves curling up with his people at night, provided the television has been silenced and the household is free of suspicious electronic activity.

When it comes to doggy friends, Parker prefers calm female dogs who have mastered the art of being chill. Overly excited male dogs are simply not his cup of tea currently. He's looking for peaceful friendships, not a frat party with fur.

Parker's official résumé:

- ❤️ Loves his people with his whole heart.

- 🪜 Newly promoted to Director of Stair Operations.

- 📺 Currently accepting applications for a television-free household.

- 🛋️ Five-star nighttime cuddle specialist.

- 🚶‍♂️ Working hard on his walking skills.

- 🐕 Prefers calm female canine companions over overly enthusiastic gentlemen at this time.

- 🥹 Learning to be brave, one tiny adventure at a time.

Parker is a sweet boy who just needs a patient, loving family to help him build his confidence. He may not be ready to star in an action movie, but he IS ready to star in a heartwarming bedtime documentary about a dog who finally feels safe enough to fall asleep beside his favourite people.

If you have a cozy couch, a remote control with an OFF button, and absolutely no objection to watching a grown dog make 37 unnecessary trips up and down the stairs, Parker could be your perfect match.

ADOPT PARKER. Come for the sweetness, stay for the stair obsession, and remember: in this household, the TV is OFF and the cuddles are ON. 🐾💕

If you are interested in meeting this dog, please fill out an application.

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Adoption costs: $650.00